THE ARTLESS NONCULTURE TOP 40

Alright, you sonsabitches! The moment you've all been waiting for:


It's ANC's Top 40 playlist for the month of January!


These are the songs that've really been tingling our private areas over the last 4 weeks or so, and if you really know what's good for you, you'll listen to THESE TRACKS ONLY for the next couple of hours—or at least for as long as your pathetic attention spans can handle it:
  1. The Trashmen - Surfin' Bird
  2. Rubber City Rebels - Brainjob
  3. Slaughter and the Dogs - You're a Bore
  4. Electric Frankenstein - Just Can't Kick
  5. Alice Cooper - Teenage Lament '74
  6. Ramones - Rockaway Beach
  7. The Groupies - Primitive
  8. Little Richard - Ooh! My Soul
  9. Los Saicos - DemoliciĆ³n
  10. Kingsmen - Louie Louie
  11. Super Awesome Macho - Beatnik Beach
  12. Eddie Cochran - C'mon Everybody
  13. Wayne County and the Electric Chairs - Cream In My Jeans
  14. Eddie and the Hot Rods - Do Anything You Wanna Do
  15. Off! - Upside Down
  16. Pure Hell - No Rules
  17. Iggy and the Stooges - I Need Somebody
  18. The Count Bishops - Teenage Letter
  19. X - Nausea
  20. Patti Smith - My Generation
  21. Black Sabbath - Evil Woman
  22. The Rats - Rat's Revenge (Parts 1 & 2)
  23. The Paragons - The Tide Is High
  24. Joey Dee and the Starliters - Shout (Parts 1 & 2)
  25. Rosco Gordon - Let's Get High
  26. Poison Idea - Just to Get Away
  27. The Bullys - Skel
  28. X - Johnny Hit and Run Pauline
  29. Screeching Weasel - Bark Like a Dog
  30. It's All Meat - Feel It
  31. Germs - Forming
  32. The G.O.A.T. and Your M.O.M. - Quack Like a Duck
  33. The Floyd Band - Mellow Yellow
  34. World's Scariest Police Chases - Punk Rock Ruined My Life
  35. Detroit Cobras - Shout Bamalama
  36. B-52's - Devil In My Car
  37. DFL - Thought Control
  38. Meat Puppets - In a Car
  39. Wesley Willis Fiasco - Girls On Film
  40. New York Dolls - Pills